The Audrey Diet

The best diet I have tried so far is what I called "The Audrey." Let me explain... Every time I pull out food Audrey takes it, it really doesn't matter what it is, if it is intended for me she NEEDS it. This morning- after she had eaten her breakfast AND a cookie I sat down for my breakfast of scrambled egg on an English muffin... she ate half (she would have had the whole thing if I wasn't as fast as I am). Right now she is eating my apple which was a snack intended to help me to last until lunch since I had such a small breakfast.

I would say that I should hide and eat in the bathroom but that would assume that I get to go to the bathroom by myself which we all know isn't the case.... No wonder I eat so much during Audrey's nap. Also, it's no wonder I have lost so much more weight after Audrey then I did after having Ryan.